The Chairman Of Wednesday Night

to

Gerald Ratzer

Greetings:

Whereas, with the approval of the assembly of Wednesday Night Wise Persons, we are pleased to appoint you honourable recipient of the Order of Wednesday Night

In recognition of your generous and consistent devotion to the tenets and traditions of Wednesday Night, recruitment of learned guests including members of your distinguished family, defense of technology in the face of the Luddites, services as associate scribe and mender of broken furniture

By these presents we do appoint you Honoured Companion and Herald of said Order and authorize you to hold and enjoy the dignity of such appointment together with membership in the said Order and all privileges thereunto pertaining

Given at 33 Rosemount in the former and future City of Westmount under the Seal of the Order of Wednesday Night this Wednesday seventeenth day of December, 2003

By the Chairman’s Command